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overratedsilliest: 03799: Damn. How disrespectful. Her mom got her a fucking brand new car I could never afford in like, 40 years, and she gets fucking pissed off cause she didn’t get it the day she wanted. Damn. I’m speechless. I’d be so grateful if my mom got me this kind of car. Can I have the car and just hit her with it? ………… Dude what the fuck?

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When your crush says hi to you. →

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FROM ~ NISH: Electro House meets Tech Dance!!!!! ...

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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame. 
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay. 
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

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Black Butler season II’s ending fucking SUCKS BALLS. You know Sebastian did a pretty good job being Ceil’s butler. Claude on the other hand…. he killed his Master. So the ending was pretty dicks. Trancy is a dick. A greedy dick. Sebastian should deserve Ceil’s soul cause he stuck with him since the beginning unlike Claude! Now he has to forever serve him so DAMN RIGHT...

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BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU..

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This is probably going to be the dumbest rant I...

But…. I’m starting to hate the whole, “Just because I’m younger doesn’t mean I don’t know everything.” AND vice versa. “I am older so I know more than you!” Like I understand that young people may have more knowledge than his/her elders but you know most of the times the elders have the advantage because of experience. “Wow...

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Asian parents.

heymillioncents: You ask a simple question: You get yelled at. You don’t know the answer to a question: You get yelled at. Getting a B on a test: You get yelled at. Eating a lot or too little: You get yelled at. Asking for a dollar: You get yelled at. You apologize: You get yelled at. Telling them the truth: You get fucking yelled at.

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